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10.06.2025 01:38

Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Supreme Court lets DOGE access Social Security data of millions of Americans - The Washington Post
No, not a chance
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Loons and Moons
No way
By skipping offseason workouts, Lamar Jackson forfeits another $750,000 - NBC Sports
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
share office space ...
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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